Q:What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
A: A nervous wreck!

Q:Why did the burglar take a shower?
A:He wanted to make a clean getaway!

Q:What is the definition of a polygon?
A: A dead parrot!

Q:What happened when the wheel was invented?
A:It caused a revolution!

Q:What is the definition of a Grandfather Clock?
A: An Old Timer:)

Q:What did the limestone say to the Geologist?
A: Stop taking me for granite (get it like granted)

Look for more jokes next week…