Q:What did the house wear to the party?
A:Address. Get it a -dress!!!
Q:Why did the orange put on suntan lotion?
A:He was starting to peel!
Q:Why do melons have to have big weddings?
A:Because they cant-a-lope!
Q:What did the ocean say to the beach?
A:Nothing it just waved!
Q:Why Wouldn’t the bike stand up?
A:Because it was too tired (two tired)
Q: How do rabbits dry themselves after a shower?
A: They use a (hare) dryer!