Q:When is a chair like an expensive scarf?
A:When it’s Sat-in.
Q:If everyone bought a white car, what would we happen?
A: We would have a white car-nation.
Q:What is the best cure for a bad case of dandruff?
Q:What do you call a snake that works for the Government?
A: You call it a Civil Serpent lol :))
Q: What kind of shows do cows like to watch?
Q:What happens to race car drivers when they eat lots of spicy food?
A:They get “Indy”-gestion ( get it Indy 500 race car drivers yeah you get it :))