Q:When is a chair like an expensive scarf?
A:When it’s Sat-in.

Q:If everyone bought a white car, what would we happen?
A: We would have a white car-nation.

Q:What is the best cure for a bad case of dandruff?
A: Baldness!

Q:What do you call a snake that works for the Government?
A: You call it a Civil Serpent lol )

Q: What kind of shows do cows like to watch?
A: Moooosicals!

Q:What happens to race car drivers when they eat lots of spicy food?
A:They get “Indy”-gestion ( get it Indy 500 race car drivers yeah you get it )