More “Jokes for Kids”

Since we at KidsGoals believe that laughter is indeed the best medicine – here are more “Jokes for Kids” to tickle your funny bone.

Q: Why did the lady wear a helmet at the dinner table?
A: She was on a crash diet

Q: What is a cannibal’s favourite game?
A: Swallow the leader.

A woman went to her psychiatrist and said, “Doctor, I need your help.
My husband thinks he is a refrigerator.”
“That’s not so bad,” the doctor said, “it’s a harmless complex.”
“Maybe so,” said the woman, “but he sleeps with his mouth open and it
keeps me awake.”

Q: Why did the teacher marry the janitor?
A: Because he swept her off her feet!

Q: How can you tell if your teacher likes you?
A: She keeps putting X’s on your paper (get it kisses ha ha)

Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley. “I was in that new
restaurant across the street,” said one. “It’s so clean! The
kitchen is spotless, the floors are gleaming white, and it’s so sanitary the
whole place shines.”  “Please,” said the other roach, frowning.
“Not while I’m eating!”

Q: Where does seaweed go to look for a job
A: The kelp wanted section

Q: What did the beaver say to the tree?
A: It’s been nice gnawing you. (knowing you get it ha ah) you.

Q. Why is basketball a messy sport?
A. Because you dribble all over the floor!

Q. Why do elephants have so many wrinkles?
A. Because they don’t fit on the ironing board

Q. What do you call a bird that forgot the lines to its song?
A. A hummingbird!

Q: Which is faster cold or heat?
A: Heat because you can catch a cold.

Q: What do you call a retired vegetable?
A: A has bean.

Q: Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
A: Because they would crack up.

Q: What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A:  You get a hot, cross bunny!

Q:What is a trees favourite drink?
A: Root beer!

Q:What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A:You’re too young to be smoking!

Q:Why did the doughnut shop close?
A: The owner got tired of the HOLE thing (he he)!!

Q:Why was the scarecrow promoted?
A: He was outstanding in his field!

 

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