Q: What has four wheels and flies
A: A garbage truck
Q: What has no beginning, no end, and nothing in the middle?
A: A doughnut!
Q: Why do you always find things in the last place you look?
A: Because when you have found it you stop looking!
Q: Which is the fastest, cold or heat?
A: Heat; you can catch a cold!
Q: How did the Vikings send secret messages?
A: By norse code!
Q: Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
A: Because there were so many knights!
Q. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the courtroom?
A: Odor in the court.
Q. What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A: Every morning you’ll rise and shine!
Q. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
A: Milk and quackers!
Q: What is a baby’s motto?
A: If at first you don’t succeed cry, cry again
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?
A: A very nervous postman.
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator door?
A: Close the door, I’m dressing!!
Q:Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A:Because his class was so bright!
Q:Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?
A: He couldn’t control his pupils!
Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to? Pupil: Nobody I know!
A policeman saw a man walking down the street with a penguin. He told the man he should take the penguin to the zoo.’ Good idea’, the man replied, and off he went. The next day the policeman saw the man again, and he still had the penguin with him. ‘I thought I told you to take that penguin to the zoo.” “I did, the man replied. ” Today I am taking him to the movies.”
Q:Why did the farmer take hay to bed?
A: He wanted to feed his nightmares
Q:What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled Milk
Q:Where do snowmen keep their money?
A: In Snow banks
Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A: You’re too young to smoke
Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A:They eat whatever bugs them
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