Q:What do elves do after school?
Q:Why does a flamingo lift up only one leg?
A:Because, silly if he lifted up both legs it would fall down!
Q:Where do tadpoles change?
A:In a croakroom!
Q:What is “out of bounds”?
A: A very tired kangaroo!
Q:What’s an insect’s favourite sport?
Q:What do you do when you want to build an ark?
A:Hey We Know-a-Guy! get it “NOAH” guy lol
Q: How did the police get rid of the bugs?
A: They called in the SWAT team
A man was lonely so he went to the pet store to buy a pet and decided that rather than the usual dog or cat he would buy something really unusual and decided to buy a centipede.
When the man got home and had set up the centipede’s home, he decided to take it out to lunch. He went over and asked, “Do you want to go to lunch with me?” He waited for an answer but got none.
He asked again, “Do you want to go out to lunch with me?” After getting no answer, he waited a minute, and then asked again, “Do you want to go out?”
Well, he was getting a little mad, so then he got closer to the box and said a little louder, “Do you want to go out to out or not I can’t wait all day for an answer!”
He heard a tiny voice say, “I heard you the first time. I am putting on my shoes!
Q:How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?
A:When you step in a poodle.